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Turts's clockday debut Turts's clockday debut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Turts: Delux Edition Combo: The Lowdown

Yet again, Charlie Robertson outdoes himself with this state of the art entry. Lets cut all the crap and get down to the details::-

Visuals -

This little baby has unique visuals, even to match some of todays modern animation that you see on television. Mr Robertson has clearly set visual goals from his past animations and completely toppled them. I mean, look at how ugly turt is! spendid! 10/10

Storyline -

As a confused tortoise in the wild, Turt must overcome his most exaberbationating complications and PISS TURT PORN TURT WANK TURT

Presentation -

Remarkable. It's standards such as these that only the industrys finest produce. Theres no looking back on quality here! Presented in a widescreen DVD 4x4 format for the viewers visual pleasure. Not to forget that it includes Turts. Stunning. 10/10


Off topic review: Samson -

Samson is a disgusting pig rapist unleashed from one of saudi arabias most dangerous leprosy colonies. He has aids and also has recently found a new love for heroin. I would rather stick my cock in a frog that has 1,000,000,000,000 chins, fall slave to the shit demon and then jump off a cliff than even LOOK at this disgusting creature. 0/10



Overall Impression -

If your a fan of top notch visuals, compelling storylines, remarkable presentation and irresistable turt charms, then this is a package for one being such as yourself! MILK

DrFishSticks responds:

I... am GRATIFIED. To find that there are still reviewers able to appreciate a good turtle for what it is! I'm also glad someone finally understood the meaning of turts's internal struggle and efforts to escape the dangers of the shadier regions of saltdean. After all, we all know the infamous steveuigi preys on the weak and helpless around those parts!
Oh, and the off topic review was a marvellous addition to your beautiful review, good sir!

Samson's Valentine Hentai Samson's Valentine Hentai

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A fine work of art

This is the finest ive seen from Steer-Khan studios since the release of Thurman Murman VS Christopher Walken. This is an excellent piece of cineagraphic and the genuinely original Soundtrack score makes this flash of the year! remarkable. I would like to say that, being the fine director of some of the years top movies such as Preacher takes Samson for a walk in the park, it is hard to produce something with such excellency and quality. I would like to thank
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EnglishClock responds:

samson loves you too!!!!

Steveuigi picks up a wasp Steveuigi picks up a wasp

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hollywood's got a new stunna! Waluiwaspi's Debut!

Stunning cinematography, matched only by the standards of the late great Christopher Walken and the vice president of Markie-Laugh studios, Max Raven of america. This recognition is the sort of achievment we here in the industry like to see. Remarkable special effects and production. Quality orchestrated music but lacking a sense of SAMSONNNN DINNAS READY

DrFishSticks responds:


Recent Game Reviews

Steve alert!!! Steve alert!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was fucking amazing, the best thing ever. Fucking waluiwaspi and his glorious sack days of picking up wasps in the armenian desert loligaydjkdkdsexandtheskdodidd ickrtardrtardrtarddidanyonebro ughta
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DrFishSticks responds:

Thank you for the kind comments, dear sir. This still leaves a question unanswered though: HOW THE FUCK DID STEVE PICK UP A WASP?!?

Mario S.M Halloween-ISH Mario S.M Halloween-ISH

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

Alright job, can see you put some effort into this - although it does get boring rather quickly. But not bad. - L.Z

azza3809 responds:

Thanks. Most scene makers do get boring quickly unless you have lots of sprites to let your imagination go wild(if you have one)

Zombie Horde!! Zombie Horde!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


What can I say, I had great fun playing this game. And that cant be said for many games nowadays. Only problem I found was that it got tougher too quickly - but hey a challenge for people to take onboard! keep up the good work I look forward to more games like this in the future -


painisenjoyment responds:

ther challenges were meant for replay value.. after you find what days new enemies come onboard, you know when you need bigger guns