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Turts's clockday debut Turts's clockday debut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Turts: Delux Edition Combo: The Lowdown

Yet again, Charlie Robertson outdoes himself with this state of the art entry. Lets cut all the crap and get down to the details::-

Visuals -

This little baby has unique visuals, even to match some of todays modern animation that you see on television. Mr Robertson has clearly set visual goals from his past animations and completely toppled them. I mean, look at how ugly turt is! spendid! 10/10

Storyline -

As a confused tortoise in the wild, Turt must overcome his most exaberbationating complications and PISS TURT PORN TURT WANK TURT

Presentation -

Remarkable. It's standards such as these that only the industrys finest produce. Theres no looking back on quality here! Presented in a widescreen DVD 4x4 format for the viewers visual pleasure. Not to forget that it includes Turts. Stunning. 10/10


Off topic review: Samson -

Samson is a disgusting pig rapist unleashed from one of saudi arabias most dangerous leprosy colonies. He has aids and also has recently found a new love for heroin. I would rather stick my cock in a frog that has 1,000,000,000,000 chins, fall slave to the shit demon and then jump off a cliff than even LOOK at this disgusting creature. 0/10



Overall Impression -

If your a fan of top notch visuals, compelling storylines, remarkable presentation and irresistable turt charms, then this is a package for one being such as yourself! MILK

DrFishSticks responds:

I... am GRATIFIED. To find that there are still reviewers able to appreciate a good turtle for what it is! I'm also glad someone finally understood the meaning of turts's internal struggle and efforts to escape the dangers of the shadier regions of saltdean. After all, we all know the infamous steveuigi preys on the weak and helpless around those parts!
Oh, and the off topic review was a marvellous addition to your beautiful review, good sir!

Samson's Valentine Hentai Samson's Valentine Hentai

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A fine work of art

This is the finest ive seen from Steer-Khan studios since the release of Thurman Murman VS Christopher Walken. This is an excellent piece of cineagraphic and the genuinely original Soundtrack score makes this flash of the year! remarkable. I would like to say that, being the fine director of some of the years top movies such as Preacher takes Samson for a walk in the park, it is hard to produce something with such excellency and quality. I would like to thank
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EnglishClock responds:

samson loves you too!!!!

Steveuigi picks up a wasp Steveuigi picks up a wasp

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hollywood's got a new stunna! Waluiwaspi's Debut!

Stunning cinematography, matched only by the standards of the late great Christopher Walken and the vice president of Markie-Laugh studios, Max Raven of america. This recognition is the sort of achievment we here in the industry like to see. Remarkable special effects and production. Quality orchestrated music but lacking a sense of SAMSONNNN DINNAS READY

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Retribution of the fallen Retribution of the fallen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The first and original

Remarkable acting, Stunning grammer, a unique sense of originality....Thats right folks, The ROTF series has hit your computer screen! Top notch sound effects right from London's very own Steerkahn Studios and authenticity that only an owl fighting in a dojo could afford! Charlie Robertson, A redefinied genuine hero among the flash industry, has produced this top piece of work for you to enjoy, just like a baker makes you a fine cheese and onion pasty to enjoy. so Enjoy!! This flash has been viewed along stars such as Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Vann Damme and even sponsered by Pumpkin Head. This review was brought to you by HE HEEE SMALL JEWISH CRIPPLED KID WHACK WHACK HEEE HEEE HEEEE rofl once I was wanking and then LOL and nthehrhfnffgvfsgbsfg bjsgbnsngfbfdngbsgbbngcbn csmb cmg bm gbmcnv bmngcmnf n fvbncbn bn fcbjn, ,b fnbxcb cn,mb

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DrFishSticks responds:

Well well if it isn't the creator of a personal favourite of mine,the superb Ed goes to Button Moon. Sir, it is an honor to receive praise from a director who had the likes of Daniel Craig providing voice acting talent for his flash, as well as Christopher Walken. And let us not forget the inspirational acting of Ed in your other works as well. But I am honoured you would devote the time to writing my humble little gem a review, as I am aware of how time consuming the industry is these days. However, concerning the latter half of your review, I fear you need an urgent vacation. Take a break from hectic London my friend and relax in the Carribean for a few weeks, then you will return fresh with new incredible ideas. For now I bid you good day.

RetributionOfTheFallen 4 RetributionOfTheFallen 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Retribution 4: The Final Frontier?

Reviting with action packed sequences that are enough to make even a geodude water at the mouth, reviting with hong kong level stunt techniques and top notch quality sound produced only by the finest top studios, Charlie Robertson has officially been on the whirl with the Retribution series, but this tops it to a whole new level. This is one for fans of stunning graphical work and remarkable scripts.

DrFishSticks responds:

I don't know what reviting means, but thank you kind sir, I'm always pouring gallons of effort into my work, so it is nice to be appreciated.

SC3: Tales of Samson SC3: Tales of Samson

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is the third samson flash on NG, and possibly the best flash of all time tom fulp - make a samson collection or samson will perform kasakana shryoken karate from his indian head massage class while listening to marilyn manson

DrFishSticks responds:

heh heh, kasakana. He's got the anti-skills, that Samson.

RetributionOfTheFallen 2 RetributionOfTheFallen 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking charlie laugh

that was brilliant bar the SOAC music at the start. I want more samson SUBMIT MORE fine sir one day stephen crowe gave birth to timmy who came on samsons clothing LOLROF 12 n d3n f1xx gerganilitiusamoine d1saeasse

DrFishSticks responds:

Samson will be back. With more beans. But will he have more than Ed?

Metal Gear Awesome Metal Gear Awesome

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

absolutely classic

this takes the cake for the best metal gear parody on NG. Work om some more and keep this stuff up! - L.Z

LL - Portal Fun LL - Portal Fun

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wiked sik

Nice stuff, this deserves to win the contest! - scarab clock

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It's winning so far! :3

100 100

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good!

I will hand it to ya, that must of taken a long time. I do agree with previous reviewer that it is a bit pointless, but sticks always are! well done, keep making flash - L.Z